torstai 29. joulukuuta 2016

Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Officer, do we look like a couple of psycho killers to you?



Year: 2010
Director:
Eli Craig

Starring:  Tyler Labine, Alan Tudyk, Katrina Bowden, Jesse Moss, Philip Granger


Content warnings: Violence
What is this about: Bloody holiday on a cabin.
Best about it: Comedy horror often works if feel like watching something like it,so did this. It had a little twist in it also.
How did I felt: Suprised, entertained
Goodness: 3,5/5
Weirdness: 2,5/5


Official trailer: Klik!

perjantai 30. syyskuuta 2016

The Lobster

Where were you? I was looking for you.
'I was masturbating behind those trees over there.'



Year: 2015
Director:
Yorgos Lanthimos

Starring: Colin Farrell, Rachel Weisz, Jessica Barden 

Content warnings: Little bit sex, violence and nudity
What is this about: Being single is not just despised, it's punished in this dystopian.
Best about it: Hadn't seen anything like it before. Laconic and sort of minimalistic.
How did I felt: Interested, a bit anxious. I couldn't laugh even this was kind of a dark comedy. If something is weird but not too repulsing, it's this. It's not a good mood movie but also not totally bad mood movie either.
Goodness: 5/5
Weirdness: 5/5

torstai 8. syyskuuta 2016

John Dies at the End

We were chosen by the soy sauce

Year: 2012
Director: Don Coscarelli 
Writers: Don Coscarelli 
Starring: Chase Williamson, Rob Mayes, Paul Giamatti, Fabianne Therese, Glynn Turman

Goodness: 5/5
Weirdness: 4/5
Violence:Yes
Nudity: Little
Sex: No
Best about it: Hint of mystery mixed with horror sci-fi comedy. Definitely not boring.
How did I felt: I loved this one. Fun and freaky.

Time Lapse

There is only one thing worse than a guy who can't make it on bets. It's the guy who never loses bets.
Year: 2014 
Director: Bradley King 
Writers: Bradley King, Bp CooperStarring: Danielle Panabaker, Matt O'Leary, George Finn, Amin Joseph, Jason Spisak

 
Goodness: 3/5
Weirdness: 3,5/5
Violence:Yes
Nudity: Not really
Sex: Not much
Best about it: Even tho this wasn't excatly a master piece it has quite intense touch in it.
How did I felt: Athmosphere was quite oppressive but not really in a scary way. Kept me interested.

Il racconto dei racconti

Tale of tales, has been hanging in my drafts for a while. Lets publish!
Year: 2015
Director: Matteo Garrone

Starring: Salma Hayek, Vincent Cassel, Toby Jones, Stacy Martin, Christian Lees, Jonah Lees, Bebe Cave
When did I watch this:
End of 2015

Goodness: 5/5
Weirdness: 4,5/5
Violence: Yes
Nudity: Yes
Sex: Little
Best about it:This kind of movies are quite rare, a fantasy film, wich is not just about adventures. A bit brutal, but beautiful, magical and sort of honest.
How did I felt: Fascinated.
 
Photos 2-5 from the official trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvkgHrzodTY

torstai 7. huhtikuuta 2016

Deadpool

You're probably thinking "This is a superhero movie, but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kebab." Surprise, this is a different kind of superhero story.  
Year: 2016
Director:
Tim Miller
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Karan Soni, Morena Baccarin, T.J. Miller, Ed Skrein, Michael Benyaer, Brianna Hildebrand
Home or movie screen: Movies
When did I watch this:March 2016


Goodness: 5/5
Weirdness: 3/5
Violence:Yes
Nudity:Little
Sex:Yes
Best about it: Funny, but not too shallow. Made cry and laugh.
How did I felt: Loved it

photos: imdb

sunnuntai 7. helmikuuta 2016

The Green Inferno



Year: 2013
Director: Eli Roth

Starring:  Lorenza Izzo, Ariel Levy, Aaron Burns, Daryl Sabara, Kirby Bliss Blanton, Magda Apanowicz, Nicolás Martínez, Matías López
Home or movie screen: Movies
When did I watch this:
February 2015


Goodness: 2/5
Weirdness: 3,5/5
Violence: Yes, you could call killing and eating people violence
Nudity:Yes
Sex: Not really
Best about it:I was expencting a really disgusting horror movie and I wasn't even sure if I could/wanted to watch this, but there was only few scenes when I had troubles keepinkg my eyes open. To some people this was even too lame. I also liked the main theme about criticizing activism.  
How did I felt: A little bit repulsed but also relieved, cause this really wasn't as horrifying as a cannibal movie could be. Mayby it was also a lack of psychological intensity wich is a minus point if you think of the plot but made it easier to watch this.

photos: imdb
see the trailer: klik

maanantai 18. tammikuuta 2016

The Hateful Eight

 'Now throw out your other pistol!'
- I ain't got another pistol!
'Well, you better shit another pistol out your ass! 'Cause if you don't throw one out here in the next two seconds, we gon' kill this bitch!'

 Year: 2015
Director:
Quentin Tarantino
Starring: Samuel L. Jackson, Tim Roth, Kurt Russell, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Michael Madsen, Walton Goggins, Bruce Dern, Demian Bichir, Channing Tatum
Home or movie screen: Movies
When did I watch this: January 2016


Goodness: 4,5/5
Weirdness: 4/5
Violence: Yeap
Nudity: Some
Sex: No
Best about it: Tarantino knows how to get you to watch a three hour movie without getting bored.
How did I felt: Cold, repulsed and amused

photos: 2-4: imdb
visit: http://thehatefuleight.com/

sunnuntai 17. tammikuuta 2016

Deathgasm


Year: 2015
Director:
Jason Lei Howden
Starring: Milo Cawthorne, James Blake, Kimberley Crossman, Delaney Tabron, Sam Berkley

Goodness: 5/5
Weirdness: 3,5/5
Violence:yes, bloody but not disgusting
Nudity:Yes
Sex: Some
Best about it: Just perfect combination of teenage comedy and summoning evil. This is how splatter movies are done correctly.
How did I felt: I loved this movie. I've seen it twice and it even got better seconf time.

Visit: http://deathgasmthemovie.com/

lauantai 16. tammikuuta 2016

Attack the Block

 'We should call the police
- You'd be better off calling the Ghostbusters love. '



Year: 2011
Director: 
Joe Cornish
Starring: John Boyega, Jodie Whittaker, Alex Esmail, Leeon Jones
Home or movie screen: home
When did I watch this: January 2016


Goodness: 3,5/5
Weirdness: 3,5/5
Violence: Yes, but not very brutal
Nudity:No
Sex:No
Best about it: Started to watch this accidentally while channel surfing with my sis, pleasently suprised that it was ok to watch. Such a crazy  good mood film.
How did I felt:This is not a quality film, but I kind of liked it. Style was a bit 80's. I was entertained enoug.