maanantai 21. joulukuuta 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens

'Why are you helping me?'  
-Because it's the right thing to do.
'You need a pilot.'
 - I need a pilot. 

Year: 2015
Director:
J.J. Abrams
Starring:  Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Adam Driver, Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac

Goodness: 3,5/5
Weirdness: 2/5
Content warnings: Some violence
Best about it: Beatufully made. I loved the landscapes and outfits.
How did I felt: Entertained. Plot was quite predictable, but nice to watch anyway.

sunnuntai 1. marraskuuta 2015

Bunny The Killer Thing

Year: 2015
Director: Joonas Makkonen

Starring: Hiski Hämäläinen, Enni Ojutkangas, Veera W. Vilo, Jari Manninen, Roope Olenius, Vincent Tsang


Goodness: 5/5
Weirdness: 4/5
Violence: Yes (k-18)
Nudity: Yes
Sex: Yes
Best about it:Laughing my ass off. Nice combination of splatter, drama and comedy.
How did I felt: Better than expected, very proud this came from Finland.

Photos borrowd from: http://bunnythekillerthing.com/gallery/

If you want to see this movie, check out: http://bunnythekillerthing.com/

torstai 8. lokakuuta 2015

God Bless America

America has become a cruel and vicious place. We reward the shallowest, the dumbest, the meanest and the loudest. We no longer have any common sense of decency. No sense of shame.
Year: 2011
Director: Bobcat Goldthwait

Starring: Joel Murray, Tara Lynne Barr, Mackenzie Brook, Melinda Page Hamilton,
Rich McDonald

Home or movie screen: Home
When did I watch this: July 2015


Goodness: 4/5
Weirdness: 3,5/5
Violence: Kind of a lot, but not very brutal
Nudity: Not really
Sex:No
Best about it:Social critisism represented entertaining way
How did I felt:Kind of victorious, weirdly gloat

sunnuntai 23. elokuuta 2015

Seven Psychopaths



Year: 2012
Director: Martin McDonagh

Starring: Colin Farrell, Woody Harrelson, Sam Rockwell, Abbie Cornish, Christopher Walken, Michael Pitt, Long Nguyen
Home or movie screen: Home
When did I watch this: August 2015


Goodness: 4,5/5
Weirdness: 3,5/5
Violence: Yees
Nudity:Little
Sex:Little
Best about it:Great actors and cute dogs
How did I felt: Awwww this is nice

Doom generation

'You're like a life support system for a cock'

Year: 1995

Writer: Gregg Araki

 Director: Gregg Araki
Starring: James Duval, Rose McGowan, Johnathon Schaech, Salvator Xuereb, Dustin Nguyen, Margaret Cho  

 
Goodness: 4/5
Weirdness: 3/5
Content warnings: Nudity, sex, violence
Best about it: Basic violence, sex and teenage angst with a twist of sci-fi mood.
How did I felt: Attracted and amused

maanantai 17. elokuuta 2015

Lobos de arga

 'Game of werewolves'
Year: 2011
Director: Juan Martínez Moreno

Starring: Gorka Otxoa, Manuel Manquiña, Carlos Areces, Secun de la Rosa
Home or movie screen: Home
When did I watch this: Spring 2015


Goodness: 3,5/5
Weirdness: 3/5
Violence:some, well kind of a lot but not too brutal
Nudity:no
Sex:no
Best about it: Good mood movie with a little effort to scare
How did I felt:This is a bit stupid, but oh well I'm entertained

lauantai 15. elokuuta 2015

Bronson

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Midnight movie watching in bed




Year: 2008
Director: Nicolas Winding Refn

Starring: Tom hardy, Kelly Adams, Matt King, Luing Andrews, Katy Barker
Home or movie screen: Home
When did I watch this: August 2015


Goodness: 4,5/5
Weirdness: 4/5
Violence: Yeapp
Nudity:Yes
Sex:Yes
Best about it: Intense, funny and just nively weird. Super plus bonus points to the illustrations.
How did I felt:Oh this is awesome. I need to see this again, so many details, I think I missed many.

sunnuntai 31. toukokuuta 2015

Kung fury




Short movie crowd funded through Kickstarter. Screenshots taken from the official movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg


Year: 2015
Director: David Sandberg  

Starring: David Sandberg, Jorma Taccone, Leopold Nilsson, Andreas Cahling, Erik Hörnqvist, Eleni Young, Helene Ahlson, Per-Henrik Arvidius, Eos Karlsson, David Hasselhoff  
Home or movie screen: Home
When did I watch this: May 2015

Goodness: 4/5  
Weirdness: 4/5  
Violence: Comedy kind of violence yes  
Nudity: No
Sex:No  
Best about it: Thor, ninjas, hitler and David Hassekhoff in a same movie. 2 hours of this would be boring but 30 minutes, why not
How did I felt: Entertained.

torstai 28. toukokuuta 2015

Mad Max: Fury road


It is hard to know who is more crazy, me or everyone else

Year: 2015
Director: George Miller

Starring: Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne, Josh Helman
Home or movie screen: Movies, 3D
When did I watch this: May 2015


Goodness: 4/5
Weirdness: 3,5/5
Violence: Quite good amount, not too bloody
Nudity:Barely
Sex:Not much
Best about it: Humans used as blood bags and milking machines, visually nice, 3D worked quite well in this one. Also made me laugh many times.
How did I felt: Entertained.

maanantai 4. toukokuuta 2015

Holy Mountain

Year: 1973
Director:
Alejandro Jodorowsky

Starring: Alejandro Jodorowsky, Horacio Salinas, Zamira Saunders,
Juan Ferrara


Content warnings: Violence, sex, nudity
Best about it: Few scenes you can't forget
How did I felt: What on earth is happening here? This is awful and this is nice.

Goodness: 3/5
Weirdness: 5/5